some days call for a facial and not reading a single text message
some days call for a facial and not reading a single text message
remember to say thank you to your skin today
it’s not hoarding if it’s skincare
winter = the perfect excuse to stay in and throw on a sheet mask every night
in the spirit of giving, give me some more skincare
sometimes i replace my feelings with new skincare and im ok with that
you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but your 3 favorite skincare products in your bag. what are they?
“let’s go to target” is just another way of saying i love you
daily reminder: wash your makeup brushes
idk who needs to hear this but it’s okay to cancel plans & do your skincare instead
“what’s your favorite horror film?”
idk maybe my boyfriend’s skincare routine
our betrayal list:
- washcloths
- the sun
- spray tans that peel
- apricot scrub
- grainy lip gloss
- the TikTok algorithm
- my skin after eating dairy
- humidity
- expired products
- acne at 27
- myself after I sleep in my makeup
- overhead lighting
- pore strips
i just realized people existed before there was skincare and gasped out loud
me after any minor inconvenience: “i deserve a facial”
my love language is acts of skincare
everyday i wake up ready to buy more skincare
unfortunately i do love:
getting a facial every month
spending all of my money at target
having a 10 step skincare routine
using clean towels to dry my face
wearing sunscreen every day
rotating 6 different lip balms
if you’re reading this, you better have taken off your makeup before bed
forcing everyone at the function to apply sunscreen is my love language
the only b.s. i need is bikinis and sunscreen
i think my skin is the most expensive thing i own
propaganda i’m not falling for:
1. using a washcloth
2. sleeping in makeup
3. morning sheds (i’m claustrophobic)
4. DIY face masks
5. beef tallow
i was sad but then i ordered some new skincare
i’m okay now
sorry i’m late i was busy walking my mirror through my 12 step skincare routine
that hour we lost was the hour i was going to use to clean my makeup brushes