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@magdalena.kala Verified

2024-08-15

98% male UEFA VIP box

„are you lost, baby girl?”
„no, i’m a co-owner of the team, but thanks”

💁‍♀️😅

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@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-11

„Don’t try to make your parents proud, make your kid self proud”

Well, the socially awkward, perpetually worried teenager I was is damn ecstatic about the life and career I got to build 🥹


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-11

This is Packers locker room after losing to Papal Bears lol


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-11

The funniest thing about Crystal Palace loss to the 6th division Macclesfield in FA Cup yesterday (which is basically as if a D3 football team beat a top 10 D1 program) is the fact that Woody Johnson bought into Crystal Palace last year.

Destroying football clubs on both sides of the ocean, very on brand 🙃


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-11

Him: How did you know I love Bruce Springsteen?!
Me: John, you are a 50 year old white male. I didn’t know, I profiled you.


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

I just love sports, man


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

Fun fact: every single D1 athletic department has a major financial loss (exceptions are crazy rich programs like Texas and balanced budget policy programs like Nebraska) but they still find a way to pay multiple millions to their star players.

Pay the WNBA players what they deserve.


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

Mendoza talking about ”synergy” in his post-game interview, I can’t wait for his LinkedIn post next, „10 things that leading a team to the national championship taught me about B2B sales”


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

@linkedin you can do the funniest NIL deal ever


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

Indiana honestly should send a portion of their CFP winnings to JMU 💀


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

This Indiana team was heavily built on JMU transfers and that’s another reason why healthy college football ecosystem and opportunities for G6 matter


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

Indiana’s alumni base is 3x larger than Oregon’s and 4x larger than Miami’s

I don’t think it matters the championship game is in Miami— it’s going to be a heavy Indiana crowd ready for their first chip


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-10

Mark Cuban sold Mavs because he couldn’t win a Chip and bought Indiana so he could 🫠


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-09

I just want to remind everybody that the SEC Commissioner advocated for SEC getting 7 (SEVEN) of the 12 spots in the CFP, and now I understand why he felt like 5 might not be enough to secure SEC success 🫠


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-09

So can we now talk about SEC being overrated in the more even playing field as everybody gets to pay players or… 🫠


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-09

I’m equally happy for Miami winning and SEC losing — we love to see it 🫡


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-08

I’m so torn between rooting for the revenge arc of Ole Miss and rooting for the revenge arc of the ACC tonight


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-06

Me: I’m not toxic
Also me: I’m enjoying the Knicks loss even more than the Celtics win


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-06

Remember when everybody thought Celtics would be rebuilding this year after trading bunch of starters and having Tatum injured?

How do you like them 2nd place in the East apples? 🤭


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-06

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME, A SPORTS GIRLIE WHO DISSOCIATES VIA ROM COMS, ABOUT HEATED RIVALRY?!?


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-05

I loved this email from Connecticut Sun celebrating their players in @unrivaledbasketball

Player development + fan engagement over territorial politics 🧡

May be an image of basketball, poster, magazine and text that says 'CONNECTICUT SUN ZOZ6 SEASON CONNECTICUTSUN.COM SCHEDULE TICKETS MOHEGANSUN.COM Unrivaled starts today! First game at 1PM: Mist vs. Hive. Tune in all season as Aaliyah, Marina, and Saniya take Miami. AALIYAH EDWARDS SANIYA RIVERS Vilson IONe rson 千 HIVE 22 oW LUN LUNAR OWLS ÜNRIVALED IS ON! GOOD GOODLUCK!'

@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-05

On the topic of @whoop activity tags: wut

May be an image of hotdog, sausage and text that says '魂 HoT DOG CHALLENGE'

@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-05

Dear @whoop, since all of these are specific activity options on your app, I’m going to need you to commit and give us a babymaking activity too so I can stop tagging it as either manual labor or watching sports 💀

May be an image of ‎baby, buggy, diaper and ‎text that says '‎BABYWEARING BABYWEARING 福 STROLLER WALKING ل TODDLERWEARING 大滅 DEDICATED PARENTING‎'‎‎

@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-04

We played a 12yo+ strategy board game as a family these holidays

My 8yo nephew WHO DOESN’T EVEN READ POLISH (the game is in Polish) beat all the adults tonight and said to me: ”how does it make you feel that a literal child that doesn’t even read beat you in a game you own after all the fancy schooling you’ve done”

Damn dude, you didn’t have to do me like that 💀


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-04

Approx. 1/3 of all FBS football players entered the transfer portal but the aggregate does not really tell the story

💰 Some players try to transfer for more money
📺 Some players try to transfer up for more exposure
⏱️ Some players try to transfer down for playing time
🎓 Some players are walk ons on their current team who try to transfer for a scholarship
🔃 Some players try to transfer because their current coach encouraged it (with whatever rationale) to make room for players transferring in


@magdalena.kala Verified

2026-01-04

Something we don’t talk about enough re: transfer portal movement—

Inflows must generally equal outflows (because rosters don’t really expand)

Therefore, for every kid that a coach wants to transfer IN there is a kid on his roster today that he… doesn’t want anymore and encourages to transfer OUT (excluding impact of graduating seniors of course)