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2026-01-10

Milwaukee!


@maiden_bedlam

2026-01-04

Isn't President Obama a Constitutional law expert? @barackobama , sorry to bother you during your retirement, but who do we need to be demanding action of to get this POS and his puppeteers imprisoned?


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-28

I just bragged about my cooking skills in someone's comments, so I have to reveal this so karma doesn't bitch-slap me: in making candied orange peel the other night, I completely forgot I turned heat on under the sugar water until the smoke detectors went off. My house still smells a bit like burnt sugar and I wrecked my 3-qt saucepan.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-24

The fact that that vile POS continues to draw breath is an affront to every human being in the world.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-24

Remember when we would joke about successful politicians that "the only thing that could take him down is if they find a dead [sex worker] in his trunk"? Some joke, huh?


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-17

My brothers are ten and twelve years younger than I am, so on weekends my mom had them I sometimes took them out to the zoo, or the movies, or whatever. One weekend I asked them if they wanted to see The Principal with Jim Belushi, or the Princess Bride with Billy Crystal. They chose Belushi, but we got to the theater too late. 🧵


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-17

So I said, "Well, the Princess Bride starts in ten minutes. Why don't we see that tonight and The Principal next week?" Roughly two hours later, my brothers declared the Princess Bride "The. Best. Movie. Ever." We did see The Principal the next weekend...and stayed for a 2nd round with the Princess. 🧵


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-17

When I got married, both my brothers whispered "mawidge" during the ceremony, resulting in our officiant saying he'd seen brides cry before, but he'd never seen an entire wedding psrty have the giggles all through the ceremony. Princess Bride was one of the touchstones of our marriage. Our first Xmas together, we each bought the VHS for each other. 🧵


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-17

Rob Reiner's movies — all of them — were the ones we loved best and talked about most. I've already posted about Cary Elwes' special inscription in my copy of his book, and I'd have given anything to have met Rob too.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-15

OMG. Rob Reiner?? This is horrifying. 💔


@maiden_bedlam

2025-12-14

I can hear the coyotes! They have a little pack in the forest preserve behind my house and across the creek. I hope their den is cozy enough – it is negative degrees out there.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-11-20

Next project is to interpret a song in ASL. We can choose our own songs but professor has to approve. I'm thinking of sending him this song: genius.com/Silver-convention-fly-robin-fly-lyrics


@maiden_bedlam

2025-11-20

(Of course I will send him my real song choice after.)


@maiden_bedlam

2025-11-20

I survived, and now have temporary battery-operated bionic butt bones. This trial goes for a week, and if it helps, I can say goodbye to 9 years of chronic pain! Thank you all for your good vibes!!


@maiden_bedlam

2025-11-19

I am having a spinal stimulator installed in my spine in nine hours. This COULD greatly reduce the pain I've been in for nine years now. I don't do religion, but if you could send good vibes and healing thoughts my way, I'd be grateful.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-11-07

I missed three ASL4 classes due to hospitalizations. Made up a test I missed and took another one almost cold. My receptive skills are for shit. So I'm taking advantage of two school-offered tutoring sessions a week, and hired a paid tutor once a week. Plus, I'm registered for two webinar classes with aslpinnacle. I WILL learn this language!!


@maiden_bedlam

2025-10-27

Hey, has anyone here gotten a spinal stimulator implant? What can you tell me about them?


@maiden_bedlam

2025-10-20

Please read this thread in its entirety.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-10-01

This is my third night in the hospital (long story, but I'm getting better) and dietary just rang me up because I hadn't ordered dinner yet, and they wanted to make sure my order got in before the kitchen closed. That was nice of them!


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-11

1. If they have not apprehended the shooter, how do they know Kirk was shot from 200 yards away?
2. What are the odds of any particular shooter getting that shot from that distance?


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-11

Thank you, all who answered. I watch too many movies.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-06


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@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-04

If you're an anti-vaxxer GTFO my feed. I will just block you.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-03

I was able to get a flu vaccine and a pneumonia vaccine today, but I was refused an RSV, an MMR and a Covid vax. The first was refused because I do not work with small children. The MMR was refused because I was born after 1957 and the Covid vax was not even in the building. Thanks a butt load RFKjr. The pharmacist said that the rules are changing by the day and they cannot risk their jobs.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-03

😆


@maiden_bedlam

2025-09-02

They said the president was going to make an announcement...they did not say tRump was going to make an announcement. Just sayin'.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-08-27

My ASL4 instructor is NOT fucking around this semester. He expects us all to be ready to interpret voice by our first test 🤯


@maiden_bedlam

2025-08-11

You're PROBABLY safe in Illinois, but if you are a same sex couple who want to get married, I'm ordained by the Universal Life Church AND American Marriage Ministries, plus I'm a notary public which means I can officiate anywhere including Tennessee. I'll marry you for gas money and a piece of wedding cake.


@maiden_bedlam

2025-08-06

I have a dear friend whose name is @deancalin and every time I see people (correctly) calling Dean Cain a POS, I have to re-read it so I don't run to his defense. My friend Dean is NOT a POS.