As women, we need to normalize saying, no, that doesn't work for me.
As a Canadian, I would probably say, no, sorry, that doesn't work for me, but that would just be a reflexive sorry, not a needed one.
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@mmlb1953 • 5.1k followers
Married 47 years. Sometimes, even happily. Former kindy teacher. Mostly retired. Part-time nanny to support retail therapy. Secular humanist.
As women, we need to normalize saying, no, that doesn't work for me.
As a Canadian, I would probably say, no, sorry, that doesn't work for me, but that would just be a reflexive sorry, not a needed one.
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Yes, there are exceptions, but in general, women are The Giving Tree, and men are the Boy.
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Men: I want the kind of marriage where I go to work, and when I come home, I don't have to do anything except maybe raise my voice and tell the kids, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!
Women: Yeah. That doesn't work for me. No thank you.
Men: But that's what I want.
Women: I know, but it's not what I want.
Men: But that's what I want.
Women:
Men: You're going to die alone with cats.
Women: OK
Men:
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I wanted to have some fun yesterday, so I posted some obvious rage-bait advising young women to avoid men who spend more than 1 hr a week at the gym.
Thanks for the entertainment, lads. You did not disappoint.😂
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Dear Young Women: If you meet a man who spends more than one hour a week at the gym, don't mess with him. He is not ready to fulfil his purpose of being a good husband and father. Leave that man right where you found him, admiring himself in the full length mirror.
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Why do all the new cars lately look like they've been painted with chalk paint, or milk paint? The colors are all opaque, somehow. Muted, even. I don't like it, at all.
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I started the year wanting to lose 10 pounds by Christmas. Only 15 pounds to go!
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Happy International Men's Day to all the decent fellas in my life. I see you, and I appreciate you.
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I started thinking of all the TV show theme songs I remember off by heart:
Golden Girls
Family Ties
Friends
Cheers
Brady Bunch
Good Times
All in the Family
The Jefferson's
The Partridge Family
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
One Day at a Time (original)
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Joe Biden was a good president because he is a good person.
Barack Obama was a great president because he is a great person.
Donald Trump is a terrible president because he is a terrible person.
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Where does this expectation that women should cook for men come from? Everyone works, and contributes to the finances of the home. Everyone should contribute to the operation of the home.
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The 4 stages of Santa Claus:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You ARE Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
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Why does Google Maps want me to make 8 turns through an unfamiliar neighborhood, instead of the 2 turns I could make using the main roads? What does Google think I'm going to do with the 2 minutes I've saved? I don't keep my vibrator in the car.
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Man approaches a woman.
Hey, can I get your number?
Woman smiles. Let me tell you a little bit about me, and then you can decide if you still want my number.
I don't cook.
I don't clean.
I don't do laundry.
I don't have sex.
Do you still want my number?
Man. No thanks. I'm good.
Woman. Yes. That makes two of us.
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Let me get this straight. Trump was on the roof of the Whitehouse TWICE, and nobody yelled, 'JUMP'?
What's wrong with you people? 😂
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If Gemini is so freaking smart, why can't you just say, hey Gemini, disable yourself?
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Dear men, when a woman says, no thank you, she is merely declining your OFFER , not rejecting YOU.
Act accordingly.
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Google told me my phone's battery was on a recall. So I booked an appointment. Two weeks later, I drive 25k to the store, only to be told that my appointment wasn't to replace the battery, it was only to order a new battery. It would be 3 weeks, and then they'd call me to schedule another appointment to replace it. I was really ticked off, and I wanted the clerk to know it, too. So.........
I LEFT THE STORE WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU!
Don't mess with Granny.
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How many men would have sex with a 14 year old girl, if it was legal?
That's how many men are OK with paedophilia.
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Do those men who won't wash their own backsides because it's gay, realize that there's nothing gayer than them lovingly stroking their own dicks and balls. That's right, lads. Masterbation is GAY. OMG!
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When the countries around the world receive Trump's letter on tariffs, I wish they would respond, on paper with official letterhead: WHATEVER.
Signed by the appropriate Minister of Trade.
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